My kids couldn’t be more different when it comes to playing.
My son likes to play rough, warlike games with lots of running – pretty stereotypical.
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However, my daughter will normally be seen off by herself somewhere.
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My daughter, on the other hand, prefers a much more calm form of play.
When we go to the park, my son tries to find other kids to play with; he can normally be seen running around with a couple of kids almost instantly.
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