Almost as many men voted for the Nigella Lawson-esque size 14 model."A piddling 20% of readers selected our size eight model pictured as their ideal girl-physique," wrote FHM editor Ben Smithurst.
Admittedly, the science could be seen as somewhat superficial.
She's probably not actually that bothered if you're shorter than her. But then you're probably just worried that she's bothered about it. You're bound to see her lose it at least once when someone she's just met says, "Wow. " Thanks for pointing that out – she'd never noticed before.... And yes, before you ask, she has tried Long Tall Sally. Don't feel bad if she bangs her head on the mood lighting in the posh restaurant you take her to on your first date. Your ladyfriend is probably a little self-conscious when she's at gigs, so don't ask her why she's crouching a little for the entirety of her favourite band's set. Don't be surprised if when you go to meet the family for the first time, they resemble the subs bench at a Chicago Bulls game.
Not being able to find that one elusive size 14 in the tall section is never going to end in a nice relaxing stroll around town.5. If she wants to slouch down in her seat or tilt her head to the side at a spine-destroying angle, then just let it slide.10.
Speaking of things that take a lifetime to complete, if you think you're being sexy by offering to kiss every inch of her body, you might instantly regret it when you realise it'll take at least three and a half hours to get from the top to the bottom.16.
In the area of new information, this story is slim.