While it’s not as common for women to use pick-up lines on men, it does still happen. What if us women threw a few pick-up lines in their direction? I challenge all women to step up their game and drop a few pick-up lines in a cute guy’s direction. I sure don’t need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you. #6 Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t your name Richard? [Read: The clueless guy’s and girl’s guide to using pick-up lines] Men love your dirty pick-up lines Women have a reputation for being very coy when it comes to the dating scene. If you’re stuck on which ones to use, these 40 dirty pick-up lines are a foolproof way to get their attention and make them stick around. You look to classy for pickup lines, thats why I have roofies. Hickory Dickery Dock, It's time to suck my cock "I'm working on a porn site. " Did you swallow a light bulb or something because you are shiny! Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on! Just say yes now and I wont have to spike your drink It's hard for me to concentrate around you because all the blood from my brain has immediately gone to my boner If I could be anything, I'd love to be your bathwater. Excuse me, i managed to notice that every time i pass you, a monster grows inside me called "bitch get in my car" i just hope it doesn't escape and make me call after it ...I'm throwing a house party...the only person invited is you Call the cops... Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married? I only thought about you once today--I just never stopped.
I’m sure you’ve been in a bar, minding your own business when a man has walked up to you and dropped what has GOT to be the cheesiest line you’ve ever heard in an attempt you get you.
You must be 18 years or older to read these pick ups! How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized? Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.3.
You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.5.
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.
You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20.