And let these be the final word on this particular trend. I hate that I hate people who wear fur even though I am happy to wear leather. I hate that by this point the word "hate" has become less powerful, because I really mean it. The only lyric I really remembered, off the top of my head, was, “Young girl, get out of my mind,” but the title immediately raised an eyebrow. With all the charms of a woman You’ve kept the secret of your youth I wonder what “charms of a woman” means. This is me playing “My Heart Bleeds For You” on a violin. (I’ll just be here, shaking by myself in a corner, repeating that line until I die. Or don’t.) But really, you use metaphors, right Gary? “Baby” is a metaphor for someone who’s just kinda younger than you thought? And though you know that it’s wrong to be Alone with me Yup. Unless this is tame by your standards, in which case, thank you for not writing about anything worse. Because right now, that seems like the most plausible explanation. So hurry home to your mama I’m sure she wonders where you are This confirms that the girl still lives at home. Also, to be fair to Gary, this re-raises an important point about her parents. Get out of here Before I have the time To change my mind Maybe I’m wrong for even thinking this, but should we applaud Gary for showing a little restraint here?Because let’s be honest: The “young girl” theme is a potential minefield in terms of sheer disturbance factor. If you’d like to join the fun, you can send your favorite horrifying song to [email protected] Does she wear a bunch of jangly bracelets and a huge belt like a woman in her 50s? I’d offer to let you play it yourself, but the violin was made in the late ‘80s and would be way too old for you now. Beneath your perfume and your make-up You’re just a baby in disguise Please tell me she’s not an actual baby. Young girl, get out my mind My love for you is way out of line Better run girl You’re much too young girl DEAR GIRL: WHY HAVEN’T YOU RUN YET?!?!? Also, let’s pause in the midst of this bizarre and unsettling saga to give credit where it’s due: Super catchy chorus. Why are they letting their daughter gallivant around town with some weirdo musician? Assuming she’s actually not tied up in the basement with The Union Gap gathered around, it does seem like he’s cutting things off before they go to a weird place.I have spent the last week wondering why everyone I know is so obsessed with the "25 Random Things About Me" meme on Facebook that has endlessly been doing the rounds. Surely it's a rather cringey and self-indulgent way for people to pass the time, sharing 'fascinating' truths about themselves which would otherwise have gone unnoticed by all their friends. here are SO many love songs out there: songwriters from Adele to Taylor Swift to Lionel Richie have made their careers off the genre. So, Chiara, Adele’s super popular love ballad “Hello” got me thinking about the other super popular love ballad “Hello” by super popular Lionel Richie: I’ve been alone with you Inside my mind And in my dreams I’ve kissed your lips A thousand times I sometimes see you Pass outside my door… (Clay sculptures aside.) But, the later choruses get creepier and I just don’t know if any girl would be cool with it (or have her heart won) if a guy with saying “I love you,” is pretty bold, also presumptuous.But, not every big ballad gives good advice when it comes to lasting love. (He loves his fantasy of this person, but he couldn’t possibly, yet, love the real person!
It's indicative of how self-centred we have all become these days. the more people took part in it, and the more of their lists I read, the more absorbed I became. It’s apparently caused such a rift that Cheban, 41, even decided to duck the annual Kardashian Christmas party last month – which is a pretty shocking thing to do in that particular circle.He has been a shoulder to cry on for Kim over the last few months, with the armed robbery in Paris and rumoured marriage difficulties with Kanye West turning her personal life into upheaval.“Kim is far from impressed,” the source said.As always, I won’t be looking for real-life context or explanations until after the song has been thoroughly analyzed. Is this like in The Shining when Jack realized he was about to go nuts and told Danny to get the hell out before the madness hit? We’re only five lines in, and you’re freaking everyone out. Does she drink white wine and talk about Oprah too much? You led me to believe you’re old enough To give me love Right now we’re reaching peak-horrifying levels, because Gary is blaming a girl who might be, like…gah, as young as 14? And according to Wikipedia, Gary actually left the band because he was sick of singing Jerry’s “power ballads.” By “power ballads,” it’s quite possible he meant, “disgusting songs about statutory relations.” In any case, Gary went on to a solo career (and still performs), and Jerry is a registered sex offender. He still produces, and seems “okay.” But there’s no mollifying explanation for “Young Girl.” Or America: The song reached no. Official Horror Rating: 9.5/10 Check out our previous installments: Don’t You Want Me – The Human League Fake Palindromes – Andrew Bird And if you’d like to submit a song for consideration to “Secretly Horrifying Song Lyrics,” send an email to [email protected] want my horror, and yours, to be raw and unfiltered. His lyrics are in bold, my commentary follows: Young girl, get out of my mind Nothing too scary yet. There’s nothing more inspiring than old people still pursuing love after a lifetime of bitterness, pain, regret, and GETTING SCREWED BY THE MAN. Does she keep a copy of Fifty Shades of Grey hidden under couch for when she gets lonely? Gratitude and full credit on these pages will be yours, and both are eternal.