Looking for a lady for a 'fwb' type ociation...I'm a kind hearted person that loves the beauty of nature.There are some interesting things about dating people who love the outdoors, aren’t there?Like you fantasize about dating someone who loves to go backpacking, and then you find out that it’s really hard to spoon when you’re each zipped up in a sleeping bag and it’s too cold to put your arms outside of it.Because I did that once, and what I thought it said was, “Here’s something that means we can spend time together in the backcountry.” But I could definitely see someone taking it the wrong way, especially because it came with a shovel. Give you my jacket when we go to a movie and you’re cold walking home.Before telling you about the mistakes expats often make when dating a Dutch man, here’s a story about an incident in Amsterdam.A female friend and sometimes running partner of the shallow man, was having a massage in a place in the Rivierenbuurt.She was behind a curtain, having a good massage, when she heard a voice in English asking one of the staff, “what kind of massage do you provide here?
To be honest, she seemed too young for my taste in terms of mental maturity which I didn't like. Of course, she facepalmed when I didn't know the lyrics to Rihanna's first big single.Which means Jennifer Love Hewitt, Rosario Dawson, Mindy Kaling, and, shockingly, Tatyana Ali (Ashley from Fresh Prince?! It’s a singular feeling when you’re 33 and talking to your mother and she says, “You know what I think you should try?We were paired together for Karaoke, which was a huge facepalm alltogether.A few weeks ago, I went to a Karaoke after a friends b-day dinner and I completely facepalmed when one of the girls there didn't recognize some of the older Spice Girls songs.