Among my Internet travels, I’ve become aware of the outlandish and asinine comments from your gender. I can’t promise she’s able to bake, stand or, ya know… But she’s damn good at lying in a pink sports bra in bed. “No fatties allowed.” Yes, this one actually happens. I agree that it’s impossible to develop a relationship with someone you aren’t intensely attracted to and if bigger women aren’t your thing, great… Get this – small girls and big girls alike have insecurities and you’re not helping by being a jerk. “I have a wife and am looking for a fling.” Okay, Mr.
There are several websites dedicated to plus size or fat dating, but most cater to feederism and especially the fetishization of fat people. and that I was not deserving of love because of my body, a concept that many fat or plus size people are familiar with. I started off with a very closed mind; I expected this to be yet another fat fetish dating site. Cofounder Michelle Li says it's no mistake the model is similar to Tinder.
When you pay for it you can find out if people have read or deleted your messages. But, if you think that some day you’re going to wake up and be perfect — it’s time to lay down the pipe, cause it ain’t happenin’.
You can also find out other helpful tidbits like if they’d rather eat in a restaurant or not, or if they’re a middle child. If you put down “prefer not to say” people will automatically think you’re hiding something, if you put down average but then your photo says something different then you’re lying, and if you tell the truth… if you tell the truth chances are you’ll experience the online equivalent to tumbleweeds blowing in the desert.
“Here’s my cheesy pickup line, I hope it works.” Yes, I’m laughing at you. “Here a mirror selfie, there a mirror selfie, everywhere a mirror selfie.” If I can memorize the color, shape, size and brand of your phone cover, maybe it’s time to venture out into the real world and take pictures with friends.
Telling me I’m “beyond the maximum standards for looks” on the site and my account will be closed is overly cheesy. “Here’s a close-up of my abs.” If your pictures are from your neck to your waist without a shirt, I’m swiping left. “Hey.” Do you know how hard it is to respond with anything of substance to “Hey? You and your bros are sure to hit the bars at some point, so use that as an opportunity to show that you are a social being and aren’t a hermit with a phone full of selfies.