Watashi no Gārufurendodesu ka Shrek, or My Girlfriend is Shrek.
In the game, you play as Nicholas Cage, a young man with nowhere to live, nowhere to live that is until he discovers Shrek, a sexy ogre who takes him in while they both attend Far Far Away Highschool.
She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss.
Shrek (voice of Mike Myers) laughed and shut the book while reading it in his outhouse: "Like that's ever gonna happen. (sound of toilet flush)." Torn out pages were used by Shrek as toilet paper.
Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed.
Nearby villagers with torches surrounded his home that evening, but he scared them off.
The next day in town, various fairytale creatures (a unicorn, a witch, Pinocchio, an irrepressible talking Donkey (voice of Eddie Murphy), etc.) were being sold by their owners and then caged, due to the orders of diminutive aristocrat Lord Farquaad (voice of John Lithgow) who had banished Fairytale characters into exile.
Earning 4.4 million at the worldwide box office, the film was a critical and commercial success.
Shrek also received promotion from food chains such as Baskin-Robbins (promoting the film's DVD release) and Burger King.